Work..

I don't get anything done on Mondays because I'm so depressed about being back at work after a fun filled weekend.

And I never get any work done on Fridays because I'm so excited about planning another fun weekend.

So, my plan is to shorten the work week to just Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday since those are the only days when I get any work done.

Of course then I wouldn't get anything done on Tuesday or Thursday for the same reason I didn't work on Monday and Friday.

So we might as well shorten the work week to just one day, Wednesday.

Then Wednesday would be awful because it would be the only day I had to work.

So if I worked twice as hard on Wednesday, then I could take the next Wednesday off and have a thirteen day weekend.

The only trouble with that is that it would be hard to remember which Wednesday I was supposed to work and which Wednesday I could take off.

So let's just keep it simple. I might as well take even Wednesday off and forget about working altogether.

Anyway, that's my plan. It may not be a perfect plan but it sure is a good one. If you've got a better plan, you are most welcome to let me know about it at my website.