Posted by RAHULAN on October 19, 1997 at 14:18:20:
A INVENTOR, SEEKING A LOAN FROM A BANK, TOLD HIS BANKER THAT HE'D DISCOVERED A REMARKABLE SUBSTANCE THAT, BRUSHED LIGHTLY OVER A LADY'S PUSSY, WOULD GIVE IT AN ORANGE FLAVOR.
"NO GOOD," THE BANKER RESPONDED, AFTER SOME THOUGHT, "BUT IF YOU CAN INVENT SOMETHING TO PUT INTO AN ORANGE THAT WILL MAKE IT TASTE LIKE PUSSY, YOU CAN HAVE YOUR LOAN AND WE'LL BOTH GETRICH!"
