> I'm sure you guys will find these amusing ...
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> > > >>>> Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
> > > >>>> (and what they actually mean)....
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 1. I think of you as a brother.
> > > >>>> (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing
> qo3^> > >>>> geek in "Deliverance.")
> > > Ui:6>>>>
> > > >>>> 2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
> > > >>>> (You are one jurassic geezer.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
> > > >>>> (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid
> > > >>>> eyes upon.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 4. My life is too complicated right now.
> > > >>>> (I don't want you spending the whole night
> > > >>>> or else you may hear phone calls from all
> > > >>>> the other guys I'm seeing.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 5. I've got a boyfriend.
> > > >>>> (Who's really my male cat and a half gallon
> > > >>>2> of Ben and Jerry's).
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 6. I don't date men where I work.
> > > >>>> (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you
> > > >>>> were in the same 'solar system', much
> > > >>>> less the same building.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 7. It's not you, it's me.
> > > >>>> (It's not me, it's you.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 8. I'm concentrating on my career.
> > > >>>> (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as
> > > >>>> my job is better than dating you.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 9. I'm celibate.
> > > >>>> (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 10. ...and the number 1 rejection line given by women :
> > > >>>> Let's be friends.
> > > >>>> (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in
> > > >>>> excruciating detail about all the other men I
> > > >>>> meet and have sex with. It's that male perspective
> > > >>>> thing)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> The male perspective on the same issue ...
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Men
> > > >>>> (and what they actually mean...)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 1. I think of you as a sister.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 2. There's a slight difference in our ages.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 3. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 4. My life is too complicated right now.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 5. I've got a girlfriend.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 6. I don't date women where I work.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 7. It's not you, it's me.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 8. I'm concentrating on my career.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 9. I'm celibate.
> > > >>>> (You're ugly.)
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>> 10. Let's be friends.
> > > >>>> (You're sinfully ugly.)
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