Bored Superman

One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was
slow that
day,
so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house.

"Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!".
"No cando, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't
fight
crime
tomorrow without it".

So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. "Hey,
Batman!
Let's go get a burger and a beer!"

"Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed
today.
Can't
fight crime tomorrow without it".

Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies
when
he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision
does
he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck,
spread-
eagle, stark-naked! Superman gets a brilliant idea:

"They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've
always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers".

So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a flash and is gone
before
anyone can notice.

All of a sudden WonderWoman sits up and says, "What was
that!?!".....
and the
Invisible Man gets off her and replies, "I don't know but it hurt like
hell!""