Flying the Friendly Skies

"This is the captain speaking, we will be reaching Daytona within 3 hours, thank you.

The captain puts the microphone down, but forgets to turn it off. He says to the co-pilot,
"Man I could really go for some coffee and a blow job right about now."

All the passengers hear this and are shocked. The stewardist thinks,"I better go tell the
captain that everyone heard that!"

So she runs to the cockpit, but before she gets there, another woman grabs her shirt and
says, "Miss, Miss! You forgot the coffee!"