>An older gentleman was standing at a bus stop, observing a young man with
>orange, green, and blue spiked hair. After a few moments, the young man
>said, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild?"
>
>The old man smiled and said, "Well, yes. I once had sex with a parrot, and
>I was wondering if you might be my son . . . "