An apple, a banana and a penis are having a conversation.
Apple : I hate humans!
Others : Why?
Apple : They peel me, cut & eat me and throw my seeds away, thats why.
Banana : Is that all? I hate humans more than you do.
Others : Why?
Banana : They peel me, eat me, throw my skin away and step on it.
Penis : I hate humans the most.
Others : Why?
Penis : My master Puts this plastic bag over me, Put me in this really dark cave and make me do push-ups till I spew!