There's an indian who walks into a 7-11 and asks if they have toliet paper. The clerk says yes and takes him to the approiate aisle. The indian asks "how much is this White Cloud toliet paper?" The clerk says "2.49 a role." The Indian says "oh, no, too much!!" Then he asks "how much is the Scotts toliet paper?" The clerk says "1.99 a role." The indian says, "oh, no, still too much!!!" Then he asks "how much is this no name toliet paper?" The clerk says ".10 a role." The indian says "I'll take 10 roles." The indian goes home and comes back the next day. He says to the clerk "I have new name for no name toliet paper. John Wayne toliet paper, because it's rough, and tough, and doesn't take no shit from indians!"