Wife reminded the Bra he always forget purchasing.
Rushing out husband says he doesn't remember the size.
Replying wife: "It's 40." Already late for the bus he stated,
"Let me get your size, if I forget again" and placed both palms
On her breasts for measurements and rushed out.

After work stepped into a shop and asked for a brassiere.
Sales person asked for 'size'. He said he cannot remember.
Assisting the customer, he gave examples: "Coconuts, Oranges, apples".
For which he replied firmly, "No." Finally he asked, "Is it eggs"?
Customer, with a grin replied, "Yes, Fried!"