Two Red Indians and a Polish man were walking through the woods.
Sri Lankan searching for something joined them.

All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave
and listened closely until he heard answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo! He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Polish man was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,. 'Was the other Indian crazy or what?'

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!'
Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Polish man wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening.

'Hooooo..., man! Look at the size of this cave! It's bigger than, other three found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call, 'WOOOO, WOOO0, WOOOOOOOOO!' With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read
NAKED POLISH MAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

Late Reporting:
"Hooo.. ..Hooo...Hooooo..... Thrilled in seeing even bigger cave than former three. "Here I may find many women, their jewellery, gold and precious things".

'Hooooo! Hooooo! Hooooo!' Like the others, Heard an answering call, 'HOOOO, HOOOO, HOOOO!' He raced with beaming eyes and open mouth, Into the cave, tearing off his clothes; Zooming as a bullet from a gun.

Children at play screamed, "Hora miniha, Hora miniha Arwo". Strong Well built man rushed towards his children in protection; Assuming he attempted to kidnap his children. Before any words of exchange he got beaten mercilessly. Surprised look on Mother of children, baffled the man. She informed; before eloping with him!

This was her husband, now bleeding and unconscious. Next day's Papers headlined; "Man found, lost wife Amazingly". Detailing the episode, upon arrival in reporting a train accident.