I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for about 5 minutes. When I came our there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket.

So I went up to him and said, "Come one, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked nazi. He glanced at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!

So I called him a piece of horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! Isn't this policeman an asshole ?

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day. It is important.