Bandara, a very hard working man, came home early one day - to find his wife Brenda was attending to the garden.

Thought he should surprise her, came up very quitely pinched her bottom, and proceeded to the house, saying "Well give me 10 minutes to have a shower". and did not bother even to look back.

Brenda greeted the husband at the door???

"Oh my god, if you are here, who is that in the garden?"

"Did you not recognise, it's my mother, she is wearing one of my lungi's"

10 minutes later the mother in law comes into the house and announces - "TIME IS UP Bandara"