Once James Bond and a Sri Lankan cricketer guy were flying together, seated next to each other.

Sri Lankan cricketer: "Hello, May I know your name please?"

James Bond: "I am Bond. James Bond."
James Bond: "And you?"

Sri Lankan cricketer: "I am Vaas..... Chaminda Vaas..... Joseph Chaminda Vaas..... Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...... Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas...... Warnakulasuriya Patabendige Ushantha Joseph Chaminda Vaas "

James Bond collapses.