The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,
life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get
at the end of it? A Death. What's that, a bonus?

I think the life cycle is all backwards.

You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an
old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you
get a gold watch and you go to work.

You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for
high school.

You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have
no responsibilities. You become a little baby, you go back into
the womb, spend your last nine months floating ... and you finish
off as an orgasm!