indian movies Posted by Green Queen on 9/26/2001:
Assumptions : * All cities are located near a mountain or at least a hill to Stunt Statistics : * To make hero's task easier, villian chharu's generally approach * All fights tend to shift towards a place which is stacked with * If hero is being chased by villian(s) on foot, a bridge should * Empty wine bottles are always within a hand's reach to be broken and used for assault by the villain. * No known hero has ever got hit by such a bottle. * Towards the end of a fight when the hero has almost over-powered the Main villian, the sub-villian always finds the heroine or hero's mother handy to hold her at gunpoint. * Children and animals are generally found to be useful in such * Bullet rdden people always live to reveal incomplete identity of their murderer. * If one car is chasing the other, one of them definately come across a hand-cart containing fruits (generally watermelons). Story Statistics : * As a rule of thumb, the hero has either his mother or father * Young hero with old Amma as his mother is not actually her son * If two heroes are brothers, one is bound to be a criminal and the other a lawyer or police inspector. Generally the younger one stands a better chance of becoming an educated fellow because the elder one has entered the world of crime to provide for his school/college fees. * If a boy and girl are shown to meet in childhood, they meet again only after 12 years (mind well only one of them remembers). * If heroine's parents are going for an arranged marriage, the boy selected, in 90% cases, is the villian. * All honest factory owners have corrupt managers. * All building contractors are lusty and have an eye for the heroine or hero's mother. * Daughters of Village mukhiya's fall in love with people from city/town. * Hero heroine's generally approach temples at night when there is heavy thunderstorm. * If a hero is following heroine whose train has just left platform, by every chance, the heroine is standing behind him with her luggage. * Heroines are generally found mopping floors when their fathers come to meet them in sasural. * Towards the end of movie, actors come to realize their mistakes made in life in groups of 3-4 ("Nahi Maaji galti meri hi thi .."). | |
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