software Condoms
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When the software industry had badly slowed down, three software giants Sun, SCO(UNIX), and Microsoft started producing condoms and named them Java-condo, CondomiX, and MS-Condome respectively.

A customer using Java-condo complained to Sun that the condom doesn't fit correctly. Sun replied: "Wait till we get the ISO standard". They boasted that it will fit to any size irrespective of underlying structure.

Well, the customer switched to CondomiX and found that by the time he finished reading the instructions included with CondomiX, his wife was sleeping and he himself forgot why he was using CondomiX.

Finally he swiched to MS-Condome. To his surprise it was so good.....and comfortable!. He used it happily.

Six months later he found that his wife was pregnant. He got angry and complained to Microsoft. He got this reply from Microsoft:

A PATCH IS COMING SOON..!