A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to
the bathroom,so she said yes. When he went to
wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used
his hands. When he got back to class his teacher
asked, "What do you have in your hand."The boy
said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand
he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office and
the principal asked him, "What do you have in
your hand."
So the little boy said, "a little leprechaun and
if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent home and his mom asked him "What do
you have in your hand."
So the little boy said, "a little leprechaun and
if I open my hands he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room and his dad came in and
said, "What do you have in your hand."
So again the little boy said, "A little
leprechaun and if I open my hands he get scared
away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open
your hands!"
And the little boy said, "Look Dad you scared
the crap out of him."